Hello how are you?
Me: Hey, I just finished cleaning all 75 vases on that cart for the wedding, and it seems to be about closing time.
Boss: Hey, I have an entire other cart of even bigger and dirtier vases for you to clean.
Me:
Boss: If you have questions, call me. I’ll be out GETTING FOOD.
Me: *hunger*
Boss: I own you.
She didn’t really say she owned me… Except, she does.
