January 2013
28 posts
a poem by rhymezone.com
wooskie:
roses are red violets are blue
dirku:
nonomella:
that terrifying moment when everything is happily resolved but the book still has 200 pages left
that terrifying moment when there’s too many things that need resolving but the book has only 20 pages left
veird:
terminallycheesy:
whenever i lose followers i just want to tell them
“so, this is the thanks i get for working overtime.”
OVERTIME
ierotated:
the only emotions that i’ve felt since i started school again have been tired and no
milfordman:
reasons black clothing is superior
everyone knows that you’re a fucking badass
everything matches
you look like you could disappear into the void at any given moment
what are stains
Anonymous asked: we should go at 11 omg!
youjustwaitandsee:
i dont think i can ever get married like im so serious we’d be on our honeymoon and id be like youre kind of annoying i think its time you left
Watchalmacoin:
cups
yumihiko:
pkmntrainerlucifer:
shiny-ebooks:
無料のパン
“always love yourself”
it’s pretty much the same thing
What if Donna used the lottery money to open a...
baconowltimelordflamespond:
reginaisthegoodone:
I need you to order lunch for ten people, prepare the meeting room for 10am and make sure there are some biscuits with the coffee. Try not screw up this time.
Oh my god, that’s Donna.
She’s not supposed to see me.
Oi, you, why are you hiding under the desk.
I’ve just dropped a pen, Miss Noble.
It’s Mrs....
saiderp:
when you finally accept that you really like someone
jade-sexual:
jaredpotterlecki:
comparisons:
saltandsilverbullets:
illegalfag:
satomimi:
sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are.
what if teachers shipped their students
ship wars in the staff room
anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes
fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers
the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics...
harryhudgens:
today marks the 5 year anniversary since troy and gabriella met at the ski lodge can we have a moment of silence
mormondad:
gonna get f***ed up tonight on a couple of cups of water
December 2012
142 posts
bratniss-everdeen:
sorryidontswim:
fungi:
I love how Kindle thinks they’re so innovative with their “no-glare” screen. You know what else has no glare? A book
BLESS YOU
exit the womb they said
life would be great they said
greatesthungergamesfans:
500daysofsassy:
my brother has been saying to me “have you seen the lenny kravitz scarf picture yet?????????????????????????????” and i always have no idea what he was talking about
and now ive seen the light
he’s here to make an impression
muggleland:
muggleland:
when i get sad i like to reenact the scene from high school musical where troy is singing on the golf course
nailed it
Spider
English: spider
Swedish: spindel
German: Spinne
Dutch: spin
Finnish: hämähäkki
English:
Swedish:
German:
Dutch:
Finnish: what
sassafrasscas:
raxacoricofallapatorius-nine:
ifyoucarryonthisway:
this is a serious question how do you get a boy to like you when theres always someone better like why would anyone ever pick a raisin out of a bowl of chocolate chips this is literally my biggest concern in life i am a raisin
there’s gonna be that one person out there who doesn’t like chocolate chips more than raisins, or...
mrscphillips:
Look at this guy
he has three fucking arms
if that doesn’t sell clothes I don’t know what will
theunbreakablev0w:
a tv show isn’t good unless it makes you want to die
dumpsterfetus:
vulgar-grandma:
i hate when you have the best reaction photo saved but you cant find the right post to use it on
calalilies:
my laptop screen is brighter than my future
replacementbeyonce:
frostyclyde:
so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet
so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this
I AM THE CRAB LORD
YES IT’S BACK
